The Cult Tightens It’s Grip

After many months of praying and hoping, after long hours of toiling and sweating, crying and screaming. After hundreds of miles and thousands of dollars…my baby has arrived. And no, don’t feel bad that you missed the baby shower. This darling was completely unexpected and unlooked for. It has required a tightening of the budget that I will probably feel to a magnified degree a bit later, but I wouldn’t exchange this moment for the world – I am the proud parent of a 17″ MacBook Pro and I will relish this birthday for years to come.

Name: Captain Jack Sparrow II
Weight: 6.8 lbs.
Length: 17″ (diagonally)
Hard-drive: 200 GB @ 7200-rpm
Processor: 2.6 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
Memory: 4 GB 667 MHz DDR2 SDRAM
L2 Cache: 4 MB
Bus Speed: 800 MHz
One FireWire 400
One FireWire 800
Three USB 2.0 Ports
Express Card/34 Slot
Built-in iSight camera
Backlit Keyboard

Today I baptized my child in the name of Opera, Time Machine, and the Holy BootCamp. May Apple (and Steve Jobs) live forever.

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About becklegacy

Emergency Veterinarian by night; Crossfit athlete by day; Redeemed work-in-progress by the Grace of God.
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